IDT

Every day I make a list of the things I want to accomplish.
I take about an hour out of my work day, and carefully put down every single thing I want to accomplish when 5 o’clock roles around.
By the time I get home I’m laying on the couch watching the Mighty Boosh until I fall asleep and wake up at 8 o’clock.
By then all I really want to do is eat food and play video games.
By about midnight I remember my list and do one of the items half-assed and then go to bed.

That’s my entire life.